Unfiltered Story #32307

(It’s the day before my birthday and I am sitting under the stairs with my best friends before school. I’ll be turning 16. Then a kid who is kindof our friend but can be really annoying comes over and try’s to annoy bpmy best friend by taking off her shoe.)

Best Friend: (Friend)! Stop trying to take off my shoe.

Me: (Friend), stop.

(He continues.)

Me: (Friend)? How old are you?

Friend: 15

Me: When’s your birthday?

Friend: October 15th

Me: *Deadpan* I out rank you.

(I was going to tell him that that meant I could make him stop but my best friends started laughing and fell off the slab we were sitting on and onto the floor so he had to stop anyway.)