Two Friends Of Very Little Brain

(It’s around three am on New Year’s Day and my best friend and I are scouring Netflix and finding as many kid movies as possible and laughing at them. I find one called “Piglet’s Big Movie” and read what it’s about because my mom loves Piglet.)

Me: “Timid little Piglet must overcome his lack of confidence and save his endangered friends of the Hundred Acre Wood by using his ‘Book of Memories’.”

(I stop reading and slowly lean back in my seat and look at my best friend in a look of awe.)

Me: “I just realized that it’s called the Hundred Acre Wood because it’s a hundred acres.”

(Then she burst out laughing while I just sat there in wonder. We are both in high school.)