Wave Goodbye

(I’m on the bus, and there’s a guy that is sitting in a way so that he blocks three quarters of the aisle, and takes up two seats. This is annoying enough, but then, he lifts his hand in an insulting gesture, and waves at everyone, even children.)

Bus Driver: “Excuse me, sir, you need to stop.”

Guy: “It wasn’t at you!”

(Everyone stares.)

Guy: “It wasn’t at any of you! Really! No offense.”

(He proceeded to do it until the driver finally kicked him out.)