A Light Weight Conversation

(I’ve just run into an old friend from college who, at the time, is in a very rocky marriage. He appears to be with another girl.)

Me: “Hey! It’s been a while! How’ve you been?”

Friend: “Been doing great. I’d like you to meet my new girlfriend.”

Me: *as I shake her hand* “Hi, nice to meet you.” *back to the friend* “But anyway, you look great. You look like you lost a lot of weight.”

Friend: “Yeah, I dropped 180 lbs… I divorced her.”

Me: *to his girlfriend* “How often does he tell that joke?”

Friend’s Girlfriend: “Waaaaaay too often.”