Here Comes The Neighborhood
Apartment Complex | Friendly
| June 16, 2016
(I have a lot of annoying neighbors in the apartment complex: domestic disputes, neighbors stomping around, people knocking on doors for hours, just to name a few. But the worst is Orgasm Girl.)
Orgasm Girl: “Oh, my god! YES! Right there!”
Me: “Really? Again?”
Orgasm Girl: “Oh, GOD, YES! YES!” *continued screaming*
Me: “That can’t be real. It sounds like a p*rno!”
Orgasm Girl: “OH! OH! OH!” *finally finishes in a bigger scream*
Another Apartment: *applauds loudly and cheers*
Orgasm Girl: “…” *(thankfully) silent the rest of the night*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
