Don’t Have A Cow, Ma’am

(My mum and I am in line at the check-out.)

Woman: *to her three-year-old daughter* “Let’s not use this line, sweetie, with all those people buying meat, for which animals have been brutally slaughtered!”

(She then stared at my mum, trying to evoke a reaction. Mum just stood there, jaw-dropped. When the woman and her child exited the store she was still giving my mum taunting looks. Really, what people say to little kids these days!)