In A Vicious Waterslide Cycle

(I and my friends are talking in our car. The person driving the car is Friend #1’s mom. It is a red light. We have just come back from swimming.)

Me: “Hey, [Friend #1], how come you didn’t go on the blue water slide? It was so fun. [Friend #2] and I went on it, like, 30 times.”

(As soon as I said that, we hear a large bump that our car goes over.)

Friend #1’s Mom: *very loud crying*

Friend #1’s Dad: *gets out of car, sees we almost ran OVER someone* ” I’m very sorry. So sorry. Sorry.

Stranger On Bike: “WHAT THE F***, DUDE. CAN’T YOU SEE IT’S CLEARLY SAYING PEDESTRIANS CAN WALK ACROSS NOW?! WHAT THE F***!”

Friend #1’s Dad: “So sorry. Very sorry,. I hope you aren’t hurt. Very sorry.”

Stranger On Bike: *bikes away* “F*** YOU.” *flips us off*

(My friends and I are still talking about what just happened. Friend #1 starts blaming himself for the accident.)

Friend #1: “We were talking too much. That’s why we almost ran him over.”

Me: “So, why didn’t you go on the blue water slide.”

Friend #2: Really? After that just happened?”