Efficient Deficient

(In our office, we get lunch brought in once a week. On this day, we’re discussing what we each ordered.)

Coworker #1: “Did you see they have a cheesy chicken bacon ranch wrap on the menu today?”

Coworker #2: “Yeah, it looks good, but didn’t someone say that it was like 600 calories?”

Coworker #3: “Worse. It’s almost 1100.”

Coworker #1: “Is that… a lot?”

Coworker #3: “Well, considering most people’s daily intake is between 1500-2000, yeah, that’s a lot.”

Coworker #1: “So you’re just eating your whole day’s worth in one sitting. That’s way more efficient!”