Messy Friendship
(This conversation takes place through instant messenger.)
Me: “I’m going to kill my neighbor’s dog. It won’t stop barking.”
Friend: “No! Don’t do that.”
Me: “Yeah. That’s too cruel. Kill the neighbor?”
Friend: “No, too messy.”
Me: “You know… a best friend would offer to hide the body.”
Friend: “Still too messy.”
(At least we know where we rank with each other!)
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