You And I Can Write A Free Romance

(I’m talking to a friend on Facebook, trying to plan a time to see each other. This is difficult considering that she lives in Illinois and I live in Pennsylvania. We jump around from topic to topic, when she decides to tell me to do something.)

Friend: “Tell me not to get all the free romance novels off of Amazon… because I kind of want to binge read those.”

Me: “Get all the free romance novels from Amazon and binge read.”

Friend: “#you’rethebest. #spacebardoesntworksoiuse#”

Me: “You’re welcome.”