The Microwave Has Fifty Shades Of Settings
(My friend has just moved out of her parents’ house and is living on her own now.)
Friend: “Yeah, I’m doing really well so far. I’ve got a bunch of adult accessories now.”
Me: “Adult accessories…?”
Friend: “Yeah, like a microwave, cleaning supplies. All that stuff.”
Me: “Ah, that makes more sense.”
Friend: “More sense than what?” *pause* “Oh, my god, you absolute perv!”
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