No Fight Over A Twilight Love Bite

(I was on the phone with my best friend and this was the following conversation.)

Friend: “I’m no fangirl, believe me, but if I had to choose, I’d take Edward.”

Me: “Too much drama. I’m no fan either but if I had to pick, I’d stick with Jacob. At least he’s more normal.”

Friend: “It’s all good with me. You can have the wet dog.”

Me: *sighs* “Fine, and you can have the sparkly bat.”