His Motivation Method Is Dino-mite

(I’m 14. During a church social night our church youth ministers have set up a TV and VCR with Jurassic Park for the younger church-goers who don’t want to hang around the adults. As the scene where the lawyer gets eaten by the T-rex plays our visiting youth minister from the USA pauses the video.)

Youth Minister: *with a big grin* “Okay, guys and girls, especially those of you 13 and up, this is what will happen to you if you don’t attend youth services.”

All Us Older Kids: “Yeah, whatever! Play the movie!”

(We started throwing popcorn at him as he hit play and ran off laughing. After being unsure of the new youth minister, the next week there were quite a few more teens at youth services after the others heard about the Jurassic Park thing and how cool the new guy was.)