Game Has Reached Choking Point

(I’m playing D&D with my three friends. I’m a girl, and they’re all boys. We’re being attacked by trolls.)

Friend #1: “I throw a punch at the nearest troll.”

(Friend #1 picks up the dice and rolls a one.)

Friend #3: “You miss and hit [Friend #2]. Your hand catches on fire. Your turn.”

Me: “I laugh hysterically at what just happened.”

(I roll another one.)

Friend #3: “You fail miserably to laugh hysterically and start choking.”

Friend #2: “How does that work, though?”