The Mis-Appliance Of Science

(My dad, sister, cousin and friend are all in a car together with me. My cousin is talking about TVs.)

Cousin: “So, [My Name], have you heard of those TVs that curve inward?”

Me: “Yeah.”

Cousin: “Well, what if you took your TV, went to a welders and bent it, so that way it could be cool no matter what.”

Friend: “Oh! Yeah! And you could stretch it so that it’s one of those cool big TVs!”

Me: “Well, I don’t think that would work. Technology and heat don’t work well together. The wiring would melt and break.”

Friend: “STOP USING YOUR SCIENCE ON MY FUN!”