Murder Is Just A Game To Them
(I am playing Dungeons and Dragons with some friends. We are in the living room and the window is open.)
Friend #1: “We really have to be careful with this one. He’s an important man.”
Friend #2: “What if we snuck in… that way, and just kinda… stabbed him?”
Me: “That would leave too much evidence. Poison maybe?”
Friend #2: “We don’t know enough about his habits to poison him through food…”
Friend #1: *chuckles* “Darts, maybe?”
(At this point, there’s a knock at the door. I go to open it and see another friend of ours standing there, pale-faced and looking quite scared.)
Friend #3: “Are you… are you guys planning to…” *swallows nervously*
Me: *bursts out laughing* “We’re playing D&D!”
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