A Different Kind Of Dinner Party

(A coworker of mine has just bought a new house and is holding a house-warming party. Another coworker got the address wrong.)

Coworker: *slamming open door and yelling* “What’s up c***-*uckers! Ready to party?!”

(A family of four at the table eating dinner, stare up at this stranger who has just burst into their house.)

Coworker: “So I guess you’re not ready to party, then.”

(He eventually found the right place and fessed up to this. I often wonder about what the family thought of their random party stranger.)