Don’t Bust His Balls Over It

(I work on the media team at my church. Most of us team members are good friends after years of working together. We are hanging out before the service starts. A couple of the guys start talking about a video game, and one looks up some information on his phone about its characters.)

Friend: *reading aloud* “[Species] are big and muscular and walk on all fours. Their distinctive characteristic is the set of testicles they have around their mouths.”

(The whole room falls awkwardly silent for a moment as everyone freezes.)

Friend: “Tentacles! Oh, my God!”

(He was quite red in the face for a while afterwards.)