Open Mic, Open Feelings

(We are playing a game of ‘SingStar,’ in which I am discovering the second mic has connection issues. It picks up some sounds, but not others.)

Me: *putting the mic down* “Gah, sorry. No way I can continue with this. The mic’s going nuts. It’s not registering half the notes.”

(My friend picks the mic up and makes a noise into it. Since it’s only a loose connection and not broken, it picks up some of the noise.)

Friend: “There’s nothing wrong with the mic. You’re just s***!”