Their Wine Glasses Are Bigger On The Inside

(A good friend of mine turns 21 soon, and we are discussing what wines she wants to celebrate. It should be noted we are both fans of ‘Doctor Who.’)

Friend: “By the way, I need to run to the store to get a screwdriver.”

Me: “For what?”

Friend: “The wine! Wait… I mean a sonic screwdriver!”

Me: *trying not to laugh* “Does it work on grapes?”

Friend: “Blargh! A sonic corkscrew!”

Me: “Closer, but if this is sober you, drunk you is going to be hilarious!”