Can’t Hang Out With The Doppelgang
(I have had to miss out on catching up with friends due to a hockey tournament. While we aren’t playing, my phone rings.)
Me: “Hello?”
Friend: “Where’d you go?!”
Me: “What do you mean?”
Friend: “I just turned round and you’d vanished! And now everyone’s laughing.” *takes phone away from her mouth, but I can still hear her* “Is she hiding behind you?” *back to me* “Can you stop pratting about? Where are you?”
Me: “Not there.”
Friend: “Yes, I worked that bit.”
Me: “I wasn’t there. I’m at the—”
Friend: “Hockey tournament.”
(There is silence. Then I hear, just before she hangs up:)
Friend: “WHO THE F*** WAS I TALKING TO?!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?