Abstain From The Abstinence
(My school gets the full range of sexual education, including abstinence and safe sex. I end up missing the abstinence part of it so my classmates are filling me in.)
Friend #1: “You are so lucky! First they had a speaker come in and tell us why it’s bad to have sex.”
Friend #2: “Yeah, then they handed out these little coin things. I already lost mine.”
Friend #1: “Then they made us learn about STDs. There was a slideshow with PICTURES!”
Friend #2: “It was so awful! I almost puked! You are lucky you missed it.”
Me: “You mean… you guys would rather have four of your teeth surgically removed than see that slide show?”
Friends #1 & #2: “YES!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?