So Happy We’re Walking On Hot Air
(I’m skyping with my girlfriend. We are talking about what we are going to do when we see each other again.)
Girlfriend: “You would really have a tea party with me if that’s what I wanted?”
Me: “Yes, because your happiness is the only thing that matters.”
Girlfriend: “Well, what about your happiness? I think that’s more important!”
Me: “The thing is, if you’re happy, I’m happy!”
Girlfriend: “No, if you are happy, them I’m happy!”
Me: *yelling angrily right at the webcam* “NO, I’M HAPPIER WHEN YOU ARE HAPPIER!”
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