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    8 Reasons Why Dealing With Customers Is Worse Than A Zombie Apocalypse

    8 Reasons Why Dealing With Customers Is Worse Than A Zombie Apocalypse

    Reason #1:

    8 Reasons Why Dealing With Customers Is Worse Than A Zombie Apocalypse
    Inspired by this Los Angeles Times news story
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    Reason #2:

    8 Reasons Why Dealing With Customers Is Worse Than A Zombie Apocalypse
    Inspired by Customers Should Watch Their Language, Part 2
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    Reason #3:

    8 Reasons Why Dealing With Customers Is Worse Than A Zombie Apocalypse
    Inspired by Has A Problem Espresso-ing Themself, Part 2
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    Reason #4:

    8 Reasons Why Dealing With Customers Is Worse Than A Zombie Apocalypse
    Inspired by this Slashfood article
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    Reason #5:

    8 Reasons Why Dealing With Customers Is Worse Than A Zombie Apocalypse
    Inspired by Don’t Mess With Mum
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    Reason #6:

    8 Reasons Why Dealing With Customers Is Worse Than A Zombie Apocalypse
    Inspired by Not Always Right stories where customers attack with:
    teeth, arms, shopping carts, animals, lightsabers, liver, coins, oranges, ice cream, chairs, nakedness, phones, sandwiches, shoe boxes, guitars
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    Reason #7:

    8 Reasons Why Dealing With Customers Is Worse Than A Zombie Apocalypse
    Inspired by I Don’t Work Here, Does Not Work Here, Part 4
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    And the final reason why dealing with customers is worse than a zombie apocalypse:

    8 Reasons Why Dealing With Customers Is Worse Than A Zombie Apocalypse
    Inspired by the suffering (and submissions) of workers everywhere.
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    Disclaimer: Not all customers are bad. This comic is dedicated to the small, but vocal minority of customers that make surviving an undead cataclysm look like a walk in the park.
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