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    50 Clichés Of Grey

    | Darlington, UK | Crazy Requests, Top

    Customer: “I want this book banned! It’s offensive and crude!” *slams a copy of 50 Shades of Grey onto the counter*

    Employee: “I’m sorry you find it smutty sir, but—”

    Customer: “Oh, I don’t have a problem with that. It’s just poorly written.”

    Employee: “Fair enough, I suppose. You do realise that we can’t just ban books for that?”

    Customer: *grins sheepishly* “I know, but it was worth a try.”