Taking The Smile Out Of Simile
Restaurant | Romantic
| November 11, 2011
(My boyfriend and I are at dinner with friends. Most of them are married or in long-term relationships. As we are leaving the table, he wraps his arm around me and suddenly grabs me just above my hip.)
Me: “Ow! What are you doing?”
Boyfriend: “Hmmmmm…”
Me: “What? What is it?”
Boyfriend: *squeezing my hip* “It’s like a pastry thingie.”
Me: “What?!”
Friend: “Did you just call her fat?”
Boyfriend: “I meant…like…like baklava. Sweet? And layered?”
Me: *fuming*
Friend: “I don’t think she’s buying it, dude.”
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