November Theme Of The Month: Black Friday!

5 Minutes And 9 Months

| St. Louis, MO, USA | Uncategorized

(The couple walked up to my line and the guy put his stuff on the belt first. Then, the girl put up a divider and her stuff.)

Guy: “Sweetie, let me pay for your stuff.”

Girl: “FINE!” *storms off*

Me: *thinking to self* “What the #@&% is going on?”

(I look at what she is purchasing and realize that the only thing she’s buying is a home pregnancy test.)