Sparked Until You See Stars And Stripes

(My boyfriend and I have this playful game of spanking the other’s butt whenever we pass each other, or if one of us is bending to pick something up. This sometimes leads to skin turning red depending on how hard the last spank was, though its completely consensual. I am wearing my blue ‘Captain America’ skirt for the 4th of July and doing dishes.)

Boyfriend: *comes up behind me and smacks my butt hard*

Me: *yelps with surprise, then starts laughing*

Boyfriend: “What?! What’s so funny?”

Me: *still laughing* “My butt’s gonna be red, white, and blue now!”

(And yes, my butt was red, white, and covered with blue fabric for the rest of the day.)