3D Or Not, Time Is Still Linear

| California, USA | Extra Stupid

(I work in a box office at a movie theater.)

Customer: “Is there a non-3D showing of Green Hornet at 6:45?”

Me: “No, it’s at 8:00.”

Customer: “When’s the next non-3D one?”

Me: “8:00.”

Customer: “There’s not one at 6:45?”

Me: “No, it’s at 8:00.”

Customer: “Oh…I looked up the 3D show instead of the regular one. So, wait, when’s the next non-3D showing of Green Hornet?”

Me: “8:00…”