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    | Norwood, MA, USA |

    Customer: “Hi, why are these towels $4.99, but the others $6.99?”

    Me: “The $6.99 towels are 6 feet long, and the $4.99 towels aren’t.”

    Customer: “But why are they different prices?”

    Me: “That’s because one is longer than the other.”

    Customer: “I still don’t understand”

    Customer’s Friend: “One is a bath sheet.”

    Customer: “What does that mean?”

    Customer’s Friend: “It’s 6 feet long. The other one is 4 feet long.”

    Customer: “That doesn’t make any sense!”