18 And Blunder

Me: “Hello, this [My Name]. How may I help you?”

Customer: “Hi, I have your company name on my credit card bill with a charge of $29.99. I’ve never heard of you guys.”

Me: “Okay, sir… there’s a purchase of a monthly subscription to our adult website in here.”

Customer: “Adult website? What, as in p*rno?”

Me: “That’s correct, sir.”

Customer: “This is nonsense! I’ve never bought any p*rn!”

Me: “Sir, we do have the order in your info in here. If you are not satisfied with the content, however, we can give you a refund.”

Customer: “I never ordered any p*rn! This is an outrage! I’m a married man, a father, and a family man!”

Me: “You said family man, sir?”

Customer: “Yes!”

Me: “How old is your son, sir?”

Customer: *long pause* “I’ll call you back.” *click*