Do Not Underestimate The Back Side Of The Force
(My boyfriend and I are in bed, and I am trying to turn out the light using “the Force.” My boyfriend gets up to turn it off and then plops back into bed. Then after a couple minutes silence…)
Boyfriend: “If I had the Force, I’d use it to tweeze my back hair.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?