10 Little Pints Of Joy
Grocery Store | Florida, USA
(A guy comes into my register with a pretty standard basket of groceries.)
Me: “Sir, did you only get one pint of Ben and Jerry’s?”
Customer: “Why?”
Me: “Well, it’s ‘Buy one, Get one free’ this week.”
Customer: “Hold on.” *runs off and returns a minute later with 9 more pints*
Me: “You must really like Ben and Jerry’s, huh?”
Customer: “I have a pregnant wife.”













