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    10 Little Pints Of Joy

    | Florida, USA | Top

    (A guy comes into my register with a pretty standard basket of groceries.)

    Me: “Sir, did you only get one pint of Ben and Jerry’s?”

    Customer: “Why?”

    Me: “Well, it’s ‘Buy one, Get one free’ this week.”

    Customer: “Hold on.” *runs off and returns a minute later with 9 more pints*

    Me: “You must really like Ben and Jerry’s, huh?”

    Customer: “I have a pregnant wife.”

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