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    | Las Vegas, NV, USA |

    Me: “Operator…”

    Customer: “I need to call long distance to New York.”

    Me: “Okay ma’am, you need to hang up and dial ’00’ for the long distance operator.”

    Customer: “I don’t have a ’00’ button on my phone. I only have a ‘0’!”